Planets Align On July 4th

Visit this page on NASA's website to learn more about how to view this phenomenon.



I just hope the Bush administration doesn't see this as a sign.

"That there looks like a coalition of willing planets to me. Time to invade Iran!"

False Advertising - Guiltless Gourmet

Despite being lower in fat than their fried competitors, and damned tasty, the baked tortilla chips known as Guiltless Gourmet make a promise they can't keep.

Let me assure you that if you eat an entire 200 gram bag in one sitting, you will indeed feel guilty. Also quite sleepy and a little bit sick.

I think I'll sue once I have enough strength to lift my arms.

Einstein Must Be Rolling Over In His Grave

Thanks to this site every half-wit with a juvenile sense of humour (like me) can use poor Albert's image to make silly jokes. I almost feel guilty for doing this.




I said almost.



Now I'm definitely feeling guilty. And a little ashamed. But mostly sleepy, so I'm done for now. I wonder where I can find that church sign generator...

Enough Politics, Back To The Foolishness

The real reason Britney dumped K-Fed

A Day Late And Five Digits Short

Yes, there were times when Julie felt she'd been a bit harsh, but Tom had certainly gotten the point, and he never again attempted to cop a feel.

"Bush Is Dumb" Joke #725,548,584,675

The Vulcan ambassador (not pictured) quickly realized there was no point in attempting to establish a mind meld

Never Cross A Hypnotist

"When I snap my fingers you will awake and explain to me, once and for all, what in God's name possessed you to sleep with my best friend!"