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New from Cruelco…

the BABY COZY ™

Keeps your baby warm for hours!

Or, stick it the freezer and keep your baby cool on those hot summer days

Our patented, space-age material reduces the sounds of crying by up to twenty decibels! Perfect for airplanes, movie theatres, or whenever you need a little "me time"

Traps 97% of all infant-related odours

Guaranteed to protect your favourite blouse from vomit, urine, and fecal matter (loose or solid)

One size fits all!

Available in a variety of attractive colors, the BABY COZY is guaranteed to last for the life of your baby

Order yours today! Only $29.99 plus applicable taxes and legal fees

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(pretty much everywhere)

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