Random Images + Silly Captions = Cheap Laughs

In an effort to make this blog a going concern, I will begin to post images I find on the net and silly captions to go along with them. It's kept Weekend Update going for 25 years, so maybe I can get some mileage out of it, too.

I'll try to do one a day, and I'll start things off with a picture featuring multiple captions. Hopefully you'll get a giggle or two out of them.

"Whistler's Mother? She was a demon in the sack."

or...

"What's so special about this 'abstract art' crap. Every damn picture looks like a cataract."

or...

Kurt knew that Grampa was forever lost to senility after he spent twenty minutes asking Gainsborough's The Blue Boy to pull his finger.