Deep Thoughts/Shallow Jokes - July 4th Edition

If today is Independence Day, when do Americans commemorate Dependence On Foreign Oil Day?

Whack-A-Chirac

"I was in America recently and I discovered this game they play. There are these mechanical moles, you see, and they suddenly pop up from their holes, and American children line up to whack these moles with a stick, or with their hands. But the moles, they are very clever, and they move very quickly, and they operate independently of each other without any logic to their movements, so you never know where or when they are going to appear. And the children of America all love this game. They have been playing it for generations. But as I watched them play, it made me think of Iraq..."

Mid-Term Election Special

"Dig in, boys! How about you, Soldier? You look like you could use a leg."

"Oh. Sorry, fella. I didn't notice... "

"Landmine, huh?"








Dubya's recurring nightmare about what really goes on at the U.N.









Hello, my name's Mark Foley, your Republican representive from the 16th district in Florida. And now I'd like to do a number from the great Bob Dylan. It's called "My Page's Back"... I mean, uh, "My Back Pages".











George W. Bush takes a moment to consult with his chief advisor, the tiny devil permanently perched on his right shoulder.

"Bush Is Dumb" Joke #725,548,584,675

The Vulcan ambassador (not pictured) quickly realized there was no point in attempting to establish a mind meld