Pages

Jokes That Help Explain Why I Don't Have Kids



New from Cruelco…

the BABY COZY

Keeps your baby warm for hours!

Or, stick it the freezer and keep your baby cool on those hot summer days

Our patented, space-age material reduces the sounds of crying by up to twenty decibels! Perfect for airplanes, movie theatres, or whenever you need a little "me time"

Traps 97% of all infant-related odours

Guaranteed to protect your favourite blouse from vomit, urine, and fecal matter (loose or solid)

One size fits all!

Available in a variety of attractive colors, the BABY COZY is guaranteed to last for the life of your baby

Order yours today! Only $29.99 plus applicable taxes and legal fees

OFFER VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW
(pretty much everywhere)

No comments: