This article comes from Cracked.com, the online version of the comedy magazine you probably didn't realize still existed.
When I was a kid, Cracked was to Mad Magazine what the Microsoft Zune is to the iPod. Then, it seemed to disappear, the same way HD-DVD is about to disappear, and I never thought of Cracked again until I started noticing the occasional article on Digg.
Yes, Cracked has survived into the digital age, and gotten considerably racier than I remember it, but not spectacularly funnier.
This article seems to be the exception, not the rule, but I found it good for a few laughs.
