If you want to read my thoughts on each of the videos, just click the following link:
Canada Day Playlist on Dynamic Range Radio
Showing posts with label YouTube. Show all posts
Showing posts with label YouTube. Show all posts
A Canada Day Playlist
I put together this Canada Day Playlist on my other site, Dynamic Range Radio, and I thought I'd share it here too.
If you want to read my thoughts on each of the videos, just click the following link:
Canada Day Playlist on Dynamic Range Radio
If you want to read my thoughts on each of the videos, just click the following link:
Canada Day Playlist on Dynamic Range Radio
Lewis And Lewis: Come On Down To The Farm
Newsflash: Rednecks Hate Gays!
I suppose that revelation isn't exactly newsworthy, but the fact that senile hillbillies have figured out how to use YouTube is a bit surprising.
If you like your ignorant homophobia with a catchy country beat, then you'll thouroughly enjoy the following video.
I love the simplistic logic that says gay marriage = no reproduction = end of human race. If 10% of the population chooses not to reproduce, the worst that will happen is the massive burden of over-population may be eased somewhat, and maybe some of those nice gay couples can adopt some of the abandoned children produced by careless breeders.
I doubt this old-timer has ever met a gay person, and I'm not convinced he's spent much time on a farm either.
Most animals will screw anything that moves, regardless of gender or species. Growing up, I had a female dog who would hump my leg, which, according to Farmer John here, is not normal. Perhaps he'd be happier if my leg had been humping her.
And if we're using animals as the benchmark for what's normal, doesn't that make religion abnormal? Ray Lewis argues that he's never seen two roosters walking arm in arm, but I've never seen a rooster praying either.
And if you're in the mood to read Mr. Normal's lengthy, rambling manifesto, just head on over to the Lewis And Lewis website, y'all, and read up on Ray's Rantings, and listen to Missing In Action, both of which can easily be interpreted as a call to arms in a Holy War. But who Christians should be fighting is a bit unclear because, in addition to gays, Ray rants against illegal immigrants, China, the liberal media, Iran, apathetic Christians, Leprechauns, and just about everyone except him and the missus. Here's just a sample:
There's also lots of comments on "Come On Down To The Farm", many positive, and some negative, and in defense of the Lewises, they haven't removed those comments. Or perhaps they just haven't figured out the delete function yet.
And in related news, why does my Vancouver neighbourhood smell like manure today? There's a stiff wind blowing, but I doubt it carried that powerful stink all the way from Abbotsford.
I moved to the big city to escape that horrible stench, and to get away from people like Lewis And Lewis, so today was a series of unwelcome flashbacks for me.
I suppose that revelation isn't exactly newsworthy, but the fact that senile hillbillies have figured out how to use YouTube is a bit surprising.
If you like your ignorant homophobia with a catchy country beat, then you'll thouroughly enjoy the following video.
I love the simplistic logic that says gay marriage = no reproduction = end of human race. If 10% of the population chooses not to reproduce, the worst that will happen is the massive burden of over-population may be eased somewhat, and maybe some of those nice gay couples can adopt some of the abandoned children produced by careless breeders.
I doubt this old-timer has ever met a gay person, and I'm not convinced he's spent much time on a farm either.
Most animals will screw anything that moves, regardless of gender or species. Growing up, I had a female dog who would hump my leg, which, according to Farmer John here, is not normal. Perhaps he'd be happier if my leg had been humping her.
And if we're using animals as the benchmark for what's normal, doesn't that make religion abnormal? Ray Lewis argues that he's never seen two roosters walking arm in arm, but I've never seen a rooster praying either.
And if you're in the mood to read Mr. Normal's lengthy, rambling manifesto, just head on over to the Lewis And Lewis website, y'all, and read up on Ray's Rantings, and listen to Missing In Action, both of which can easily be interpreted as a call to arms in a Holy War. But who Christians should be fighting is a bit unclear because, in addition to gays, Ray rants against illegal immigrants, China, the liberal media, Iran, apathetic Christians, Leprechauns, and just about everyone except him and the missus. Here's just a sample:
This is our country. It was built on a Godly foundation .The freedoms we’ve enjoyed have come at a tremendous price. From our founding fathers who pledged their lives, fortunes and sacred honor, to our sons and daughters in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other parts of the world. Blood has been the currency that has bought our liberty. It would be criminal, for those of us who still believe in the foundational principals of this great nation not to stand against those who would destroy our morality, our laws and our sacred heritage.
There's also lots of comments on "Come On Down To The Farm", many positive, and some negative, and in defense of the Lewises, they haven't removed those comments. Or perhaps they just haven't figured out the delete function yet.
And in related news, why does my Vancouver neighbourhood smell like manure today? There's a stiff wind blowing, but I doubt it carried that powerful stink all the way from Abbotsford.
I moved to the big city to escape that horrible stench, and to get away from people like Lewis And Lewis, so today was a series of unwelcome flashbacks for me.
Sarah Silverman And Jimmy Kimmel
There's a very funny video circulating on the interwebs right now, but it's much funnier if you know a little bit of the backstory, so I'll set it up in case you're not familiar with the participants.
Sarah Silverman is one of the sexiest comediennes of all time, and host of her own successful show on Comedy Central. I've had a crush on her since her early days as a bit player on Saturday Night Live, and I still fondly recall the episode of Greg The Bunny where she got her leg humped by an overly affectionate muppet.
But enough about me and my fetishes.
Jimmy Kimmel is an American late night talk show host with no discernible personality. He's basically a chubbier, blander version of Jay Leno. How he's kept his job this long is a mystery to me, but even more baffling is the fact that Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have been dating for five years.
I would have hated Jimmy Kimmel purely on the basis of his horrible, horrible talk show, but the fact that he's kept Sarah Silverman from playing the field for so long makes me hate him even more. Clearly she's attracted to pasty, pudgy men, which means I have a shot, so why oh why does she stay with this schmuck?
Anyway, Sarah Silverman is a frequent guest on the schmuck's show, and she recently presented this very funny clip. As proof of Jimmy Kimmel's complete incompetence, notice how he says nothing even remotely amusing before or after the clip.
And here's a note to all the people who've posted this video on YouTube and social networking sites - notice how I didn't ruin the joke by putting a spoiler in the title of the post? Let that be a lesson to you all.
(Scroll down for the rest of the post, spoilers and all.)
Yes, she's fucking Matt Damon. That would be quite a step up from Jimmy Kimmel.
Apparently this clip is even funnier if you're a fan of Jimmy Kimmel's show - maybe you've noticed that I'm not - because Kimmel has made many jokes about Matt Damon in the past. And obviously I'm using a very broad interpretation of the word "jokes" here, since nothing Jimmy Kimmel ever says deserves to be described as such. Kimmel's Wiki page has more details on his running gags involving Matt Damon.
Actually, it occurs to me that, in a strange way, Jimmy Kimmel is the perfect talk show host because any C-list celebrity who sits beside him automatically seems witty, charming, and attractive by comparison, and the average egotistical actor would much rather feel superior by outwitting Jimmy Kimmel on national TV than risk losing a confrontation with the sometimes ornery David Letterman. This useless-lump-in-a-suit strategy helped keep Mike Bullard on Canadian TV for many years, so kudos to you Jimmy Kimmel for setting the bar even lower and keeping that seat warm for five long years in such a highly competitive field.
And since my nastiness toward Jimmy Kimmel could easily be interpreted as sour grapes, let me just say that I suspect he's a very nice guy in person and a sweet, caring boyfriend who's always giving Sarah Silverman little presents, and making her French toast in the morning, and doesn't complain when she asks him to pick up tampons on the way home, and I'll bet her grandmother probably thinks he's adorable. He gives off that kind of a vibe, so the truth is I'm not surprised he could land a woman like Sarah Silverman and manage to keep her.
Damn him and his even-tempered nature to hell.
"Hey baby, you ever been felt up?"
Sarah Silverman is one of the sexiest comediennes of all time, and host of her own successful show on Comedy Central. I've had a crush on her since her early days as a bit player on Saturday Night Live, and I still fondly recall the episode of Greg The Bunny where she got her leg humped by an overly affectionate muppet.
But enough about me and my fetishes.
Jimmy Kimmel is an American late night talk show host with no discernible personality. He's basically a chubbier, blander version of Jay Leno. How he's kept his job this long is a mystery to me, but even more baffling is the fact that Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have been dating for five years.
I would have hated Jimmy Kimmel purely on the basis of his horrible, horrible talk show, but the fact that he's kept Sarah Silverman from playing the field for so long makes me hate him even more. Clearly she's attracted to pasty, pudgy men, which means I have a shot, so why oh why does she stay with this schmuck?
Anyway, Sarah Silverman is a frequent guest on the schmuck's show, and she recently presented this very funny clip. As proof of Jimmy Kimmel's complete incompetence, notice how he says nothing even remotely amusing before or after the clip.
And here's a note to all the people who've posted this video on YouTube and social networking sites - notice how I didn't ruin the joke by putting a spoiler in the title of the post? Let that be a lesson to you all.
(Scroll down for the rest of the post, spoilers and all.)
Yes, she's fucking Matt Damon. That would be quite a step up from Jimmy Kimmel.
Apparently this clip is even funnier if you're a fan of Jimmy Kimmel's show - maybe you've noticed that I'm not - because Kimmel has made many jokes about Matt Damon in the past. And obviously I'm using a very broad interpretation of the word "jokes" here, since nothing Jimmy Kimmel ever says deserves to be described as such. Kimmel's Wiki page has more details on his running gags involving Matt Damon.
Actually, it occurs to me that, in a strange way, Jimmy Kimmel is the perfect talk show host because any C-list celebrity who sits beside him automatically seems witty, charming, and attractive by comparison, and the average egotistical actor would much rather feel superior by outwitting Jimmy Kimmel on national TV than risk losing a confrontation with the sometimes ornery David Letterman. This useless-lump-in-a-suit strategy helped keep Mike Bullard on Canadian TV for many years, so kudos to you Jimmy Kimmel for setting the bar even lower and keeping that seat warm for five long years in such a highly competitive field.
And since my nastiness toward Jimmy Kimmel could easily be interpreted as sour grapes, let me just say that I suspect he's a very nice guy in person and a sweet, caring boyfriend who's always giving Sarah Silverman little presents, and making her French toast in the morning, and doesn't complain when she asks him to pick up tampons on the way home, and I'll bet her grandmother probably thinks he's adorable. He gives off that kind of a vibe, so the truth is I'm not surprised he could land a woman like Sarah Silverman and manage to keep her.
Damn him and his even-tempered nature to hell.
"Hey baby, you ever been felt up?"Facebook News Network
This just in... amateur video posted on YouTube is actually worth watching.
More on this shocking story as it develops.
More on this shocking story as it develops.
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