The Onion's AV Club reports on a new contest that will allow one lucky winner to buy Seth MacFarlane dinner at Burger King.
If you don't know who Seth MacFarlane is, consider yourself lucky.
If you do know who he is, that means you're either a fan or you'd leap at the opportunity to poison his food, so you owe it to yourself to enter in either case.
Of course, if Burger King is a part of Seth MacFarlane's regular diet his stomach is presumably made of cast iron and impervious to all known poisons, but that wouldn't stop you from stabbing him in the eye with a spork.
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