My Fave Terrible Movie Pitch So Far

After another user commented that he misread my oft-used phrase as "Hillary ensues", here's what I came up with.


Hillary Ensues

This cautionary tale follows the career of a Liberal, power-mad harpy (Hillary Rotton-Clintham) who becomes the first female president of the United States, and, within two weeks, plunges the once-proud nation into financial ruin and leaves its citizens at risk of attack from the ever-growing terrorist threat. Riding on the coat-tails of her philandering, pasty, pathological liar of a husband, Hillary becomes First Lady of the United States, and then Governor of New Jersey, making her the patron saint of the femi-nazi, Christian-hating, homo-loving, baby-eating, Hollywood elite. During her presidential campaign, she rigs the elections in 42 of the 49 states who supposedly supported her – an unprecedented act of unmitigated gall – and triggers an all-out civil war, which Texas wins easily, killing Hillary and forever crushing the Democratic Party, saving the nation from a fate worse than death.

Written and Directed by Rush Limbaugh

A Limbaugh-Rove-O’Reilly Production