A NASA space station near Pluto finds itself caught in the cross-fire as a war wages between Aliens and Predators. Meanwhile, the station's summer camp is being stalked by Jason Voorhees, the dreams of the entire crew are being plagued by Freddy Krueger, and the Leprechaun is attempting to retrieve his pot of gold from Captain Nick Starling (Steven Baldwin). Hilarity ensues.
Terrible Movie Pitch #3, Although It Wouldn't Surprise Me If This Actually Got Made
Alien vs. Predator vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Leprechaun
A NASA space station near Pluto finds itself caught in the cross-fire as a war wages between Aliens and Predators. Meanwhile, the station's summer camp is being stalked by Jason Voorhees, the dreams of the entire crew are being plagued by Freddy Krueger, and the Leprechaun is attempting to retrieve his pot of gold from Captain Nick Starling (Steven Baldwin). Hilarity ensues.
A NASA space station near Pluto finds itself caught in the cross-fire as a war wages between Aliens and Predators. Meanwhile, the station's summer camp is being stalked by Jason Voorhees, the dreams of the entire crew are being plagued by Freddy Krueger, and the Leprechaun is attempting to retrieve his pot of gold from Captain Nick Starling (Steven Baldwin). Hilarity ensues.
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UPDATE: I just pitched my idea to Jennifer Aniston, who got her start in the original, timeless classic that was Leprechaun, but apparently she's "too big" to do killer Leprechaun movies now. Puh-leeze! Sitcom hotties come and go. There will always be a Leprechaun. He's like James Bond that way.
I even offered the role of Jason Voorhees to that lumbering oaf Vince Vaughn, but no deal. I bet Jennifer will be firing her agent in a few years after he advised her to turn down this blockbuster.
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