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Another Terrible Movie Pitch - Getting Into "The Zone"

Prances With Wolves

Ang Lee steps into the director’s chair for this sequel to Kevin Costner’s 1990 Oscar-winning epic. An injured, effete Union soldier is brought back to health by two shirtless Indian braves with washboard abs, Throws Like Girl and Lays With Men. As he fights off the advances of a white woman who has been raised among the Indians, he gets caught in a conflict between the warring Chippendaleawa and Nipple Percé tribes. Man-on-man hilarity ensues.


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