Whack-A-Chirac

"I was in America recently and I discovered this game they play. There are these mechanical moles, you see, and they suddenly pop up from their holes, and American children line up to whack these moles with a stick, or with their hands. But the moles, they are very clever, and they move very quickly, and they operate independently of each other without any logic to their movements, so you never know where or when they are going to appear. And the children of America all love this game. They have been playing it for generations. But as I watched them play, it made me think of Iraq..."